Thursday, 11 January 2018

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb? 
 Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 
 Rottweiler: Make me!

Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and made just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. 

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff: Screw it in yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark.

Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.

Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Pointer: I see it! There it is! There it is! Right there!

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?

Poodle: By the time the Border Bollie finishes rewiring the house, I'll have something else for him to do.

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?

Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. 

Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

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